Hello. Did you miss me?
I know Im hard to resist
Yall can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
Its hard to be humble
When youre so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
Im gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAPs
Come take a piece of me
If you drop me Ill fall to pieces on you
If you dont see me I dont exist
Its nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the worlds most handsome man
The worlds most handsome man
Yall know who I am
Im still the boy next door
Thats if youre Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If Ive gone up in the world
Or is the world gone down on me
Im the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Give in and love it
Whats the point in hating me
You cant argue with popularity
Well you could
But youd be wrong
If you drop me Ill fall to pieces on you
If you dont need me I dont exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though its not for me
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
Then Im out of here
Its not very complicated
Im just young and overrated
Please dont drop me Ill fall to pieces on you
If you dont see me I dont exist
Its nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the worlds most handsome man
Here before you stands
Please dont drop me Ill fall to pieces on you
If you dont need me I dont exist
Its nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the worlds most handsome man
The worlds most handsome man
The worlds most handsome man
The worlds most handsome man
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