Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
Its suing season,
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
Sometimes youve got to get the joke
Its the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I cant change how its wrote
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldnt know.
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.
Sometimes youve got to get the joke
Its the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I cant change how its wrote.
And when my ship comes in, shell be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.
Sometimes youve got to get the joke,
Its the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I cant change how its wrote.
Sometimes youve got to get the joke,
Its the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I cant change how its wrote.
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